dailykos:

Keeping up with the Joneses.

0.oWait, so I can afford to get shot at by homophobic, draft-dodging, tax-evading, gun-toting, immigrant-bashing, christian-sharia crazies if I have ObamaCare? WOOO!Dude! Fergustani Pride Parade! Call up the YMCA, we need a gay cop who knows show tunes! We’ll use APC’s as floats, and Howitzers as glitter canons. Pair it up with Mardi Gras too! How many Elvis’ can Vegas afford to airlift? If they’ve got AA flak, we might as well use it to pelter people with condoms and fireworks! Civil War II is SO gonna be colour coordinated!

dailykos:

Keeping up with the Joneses.

0.o
Wait, so I can afford to get shot at by homophobic, draft-dodging, tax-evading, gun-toting, immigrant-bashing, christian-sharia crazies if I have ObamaCare? WOOO!

Dude! Fergustani Pride Parade! Call up the YMCA, we need a gay cop who knows show tunes! We’ll use APC’s as floats, and Howitzers as glitter canons. Pair it up with Mardi Gras too! How many Elvis’ can Vegas afford to airlift? If they’ve got AA flak, we might as well use it to pelter people with condoms and fireworks! Civil War II is SO gonna be colour coordinated!

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